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G. S. Carnivals
05-06-2009, 04:37 AM
TLO Member Interview: Mr. D.
Conducted by Phillip Stecco


1) How did you first encounter the works of Thomas Ligotti?

I am a constant reader and have been since I was 6. Even today I read over 200 books a year. I am an omnivore in my tastes and enjoy most any kind of writing.

One day about 6 years ago I was going through the shelves of my local library and found copies of The Nightmare Factory and Grimscribe in the short story section. Frankly, I picked them because of the covers. The artists sure did their job beacuse I took out both books and went home and read them from cover to cover. Everything that I should have been doing was put off and I've been hooked on Ligotti ever since.


2) What are some of your favorite works by Mr. Ligotti?

This answer has a degree of flexibility since, though Ligotti has a great degree of consistency in his vision, he has a varied technique. He has not published a poorly written story that I know of and many of his works are incredible.

"Teatro Grottesco" is probably my all time favorite. I also enjoyed (if that is the correct word to use in speaking of Ligotti) "The Music of the Moon", "Nethescurial", "The Tsalal", "Gas Station Carnivals", "The Glamour", "The Night School", "The Shadow at the Bottom of the World" and "The Last Feast of Harlequin".


3) What other writers do you enjoy reading?

I found that to answer this question honestly I had to answer at length. Please bear with me.

I spent a lot of time thinking of the writers whom I return to again and again. Poe is on the top of the list. I read him at the age of 12 and go back time after time. He is the master.

Others whom I read at around the same age who have stayed with me are J. R. R. Tolkein and Homer, especially the Alexander Pope translation. I love poetry and my favorite poets are Shakespeare, Christopher Marlowe, Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey, Sir Thomas Wyatt, George Gascoigne, John Donne, Walter Raleigh and Anna Akhmatova.

I really enjoy crime fiction and the writers in that field whom I enjoy most are Lionel White, Donald Goines, Jim Thompson, Roland Jefferson, Clarence Cooper Jr., Charles Willeford, Dashiell Hammett, Chester Himes, Jean-Patrick Manchette, David Goodis, Cornell Woolrich and the master crime writer of all time - Fyodor Dostoevsky.

Other important writers are Sam Beckett, Andrei Platanov, Yukio Mishima, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Yasunari Kawabata, Frank O'Connor, Flannery O'Conner, Flann O'Brien, James Tiptree, Jr./Alice Sheldon, Isak Dinesen/Karen Blixen, Franz Kafka, Jorge Luis Borges, Karl Edward Wagner, Mikhail Bulgakov, Boris Pasternak and Nikolai Gogol.


4) Do you have any favorite singers or musicians?

I'm so old school that most of the people I like are dead. I got to see Otis Redding not long before his death. He was backed by Booker T and the MGs and the Mar Key horns and it was the most exciting show that I have ever seen. Planxty is my favorite group of all time. No one else comes close in my opinion. I really enjoyed Roy Buchanan and Luther Allison. Gil Scott-Heron is still alive though not as active and I think that he is America's unsung musical genius. Isaac Hayes was great, too.


5) Do you have any favorite artists in the visual media?

I consider architecture to be a visual medium and Frank Lloyd Wright is my favorite builder. My favorite artists are Vincent Van Gogh, Jack B. Yeats, Edvard Munch, Pierre-Auguste Renoir and Claude Monet. Important cartoonists have been Mort Drucker at Mad, Walt Kelly, Gus Arriola, Bill Watterson and Aaron McGruder.


6) What are some of your favorite movies?

Since I've lived in Los Angeles for a long time for several years I wrote and tried to sell screenplays. I've always loved movies and have seen thousands of them over my lifetime. That, however, didn't help my career. In fact it was a hindrance.

Having seen, for example, over 200 of D. W. Griffith's films and knowing good films from bad killed my career. Dealing with Hollywood execs I would say things like, "But that was done before in 1933 in ..." I didn't realize that I was dealing with illiterates who didn't care whether it had been done before or not. They didn't (and don't) care if a movie is any good or not. They just want to make money.

So, about the time I started writing screenplays Hollywood stopped making the kind of movies I like. Talk about your eye-opening experience.

Some of my favorite movies are Napoleon (by Gance), Playtime, The Wild Bunch, le Samurai, le Circle Rouge, le Flic, Head (with the Monkees), Out of the Past, Hickey and Boggs, My man Godfrey, Two-Lane Blacktop (and anything with Warren Oates in it), Vanishing Point, Rififi, Alphaville, Nosferatu (by Murnau), The Last Laugh, Ruggles of Red Gap, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and anything with Douglas Fairbanks Sr. in it.


7) Do you watch television?

I haven't watched for decades. I mean, if there is a set on in the same room with me I'll watch for a few minutes, but usually the first commercial is so irritating that it drives me away.

I think that I outgrew tv. I grew up watching M Squad, The Defenders, East Side/West side, The Avengers, Run For Your Life, Secret Agent, Have Gun, Will Travel, Route 66, The Twilight Zone (!), The Alfred Hitchcock Show, Coronet Blue and T.H.E. Cat. With the old The Prisoner series television peaked. Technology has improved immensely but the shows themselves are no better. I saw a few minutes of one of the CSI shows two weeks ago and I couldn't stand it. Firstly, crime scene investigators are lab technicians. As soon as one of the CSI folks interviewed a suspect the case was legally tainted and the judge would have had to throw it out. Rather than get fired for what is a flagrant violation of procedure, the same CSI technician then went on to break the law. So, in about 8 minutes both law and regulation had been violated. If this show had had anything at all to do with the real universe at the end of the show the whole team should be fired and that one investigator should be prosecuted for a felony. Let's just say that watching a few minutes of a top show doesn't make me want to run out and get cable.


8) What do you enjoy eating?

(You might want to rephrase this question.) [I have since slightly modified the question. -- GSC] Basically, since I have to buy and cook most of the things that I eat, I like simple meals. I tend towards stews and rice, chicken and vegetables.

If I'm treating myself I enjoy anything from anywhere. I like Syrian, Lebanese, Moroccan, Italian, Sicilian (very different from Italian), French, Czech and Peruvian. I grew up in Pittsburgh, Pa and there were thousands of little old grandmas from all around the world who had spent all of their lives in one kitchen or another. I learned to cook from them.


9) Do you have any odd hobbies or collecting fetishes?

All hobbies are odd and I'm such an oddball that I should have more of them. I work in Federal Law Enforcement so I don't have a lot of time. I guess cooking is my hobby, when I have time.

I do collect books. I have thousands of them. I just bought two more bookcases but they aren't enough. I need two more. Either that or my daughter will have to move out.


10) What recreational activities do you enjoy?

I am very fortunate in knowing an actor named Stu Charno. Aside from being a musician, a writer, a woodworker and an actor he is one of the few certified instructors in the Chinese Internal Martial Art of Hsing I Chuan. While most of my co-workers in Customs who are my age (or, more frightening, even younger!) are 50 pounds overweight and look 80 years old I actually feel younger, and more limber. Hsing I has corrected a hip injury that I had when I was 12 years old.

Check out Stu's website. He is someone special.


11) So many of our lives are filled with the day-to-day anxieties of existence. Have you personally discovered any way to relieve stress?

There are three things that I discovered that help me and I have a very stressful career. First, stay in shape. No news there, but it really works. It even helps depression.

Second, rather than worry about why someone did something to you just go on. Many of us (me, too!) spend way too much time worrying about peoples' motivations. When did she dump me, what did I do? etc., etc. The simple fact is that a lot (not all) people are just jerks. They like being jerks. If you were involved with a jerk and he or she hurts you or dumps you thank them for the warning. If you're married to them or something like that it would have been a much more devastating experience. If your business partner runs off with the money you are free to start over. Don't lose your enthusiasm.

The third thing is that after a while the same stressful situations repeat themselves, but this time we are better prepared. The first time something bad happens to us we are young and ignorant and we think that it's the end of the world. The second time it happens to us we go, "Oh, this again!" and we handle it a lot better than we did the first time when we really made a mess of it. The third or fourth time we may have learned enough to avoid the whole thing.

Life is solving problems. When we solve one set of problems we move on to another set and solve them.


12) Life?

I'm for it.


13) Death?

All of my life as far back as I can remember I have been fighting the forces of death. I have worked for Presidential candidates Gene McCarthy, Shirley Chisholm and George McGovern. I protested against the war in Viet Nam. I have fought against corruption and self interest and for freedom. I have served my country in many ways for 40 years and try to make the world a tiny bit better for me having been in it.
It's like paying rent as I see it.

As you can see I, and we, have mostly failed. I sort of expected that. Life is a slow, grinding defeat for people who think as I do. The ones who fit into the status quo, who have no trouble crushing someone to make some money or gain even more power over others, are the ones who do well in this world. I'll fight to the end with my eyes open for I would hate myself if I became like the people I despise.


14) Work?

I work as a Customs and Border Protection Officer. I was with Customs when President Bush merged Customs, INS and Agriculture. Our slogan is "One Face At The Border", and we have made a lot of rude jokes out of it. No, things are not better or safer. We figure that our real mission was to get Bush re-elected in 2004 so at least we accomplished our mission.

To be honest the thing that made me work for the government was that fact that no one was offering me as much money. Now I am getting close to retirement so I might as well stay. It's not like I can quit and go into real estate.

I think that it's good to have someone in CBP whose primary goal is not to harass people from the third world. I try to do my job and not take advantage of the authority that Congress and the Constitution have given me. Under the Bush regime that has been a lot more difficult than it should have been.


15) Do you have any interesting work anecdotes to relate?

I found this to be the most difficult question to answer. Cops love to tell stories and I can tell stories all day as well, but, in a sense that is dishonest. Clever anecdotes about police work are never (I repeat, Never!) completely true. They have to be helped along a little bit. For example, I work at LAX and I have met almost every celebrity in the world. Some of them were charming, some of them were total assholes, but that's not the point. One of the first things I learned on the job was that models were even more stupid than actors and actresses. I thought meeting all these beautiful women would be great. Then I did start meeting them. Now, there are exceptions, of course, but the ones who aren't brain dead are more like two legged barracudas. Why do you think that Lindsay Lohan gets into so much trouble? She's no brighter than she has to be. Stupid people make stupid decisions.

There was a show on television called Barney Miller. It was about police in NYC. This is the show that cops identified with. Not CSI or anything like that. Barney Miller. The same dingy setting. The same crooks getting arrested week after week. This is what police work is really like. If you want to know what my life is like watch a few episodes of that show.

I will also spare you the other side of my life. Every once in a while I get to witness the absolute depths of human despair and infamy. Luckily it isn't too often.


16) What is your earliest childhood memory?

I have a vague memory of floating in darkness that might be a pre-natal memory. Even today if I take a nice hot bath in darkness I get a kind of deja vu feeling.

I remember bright things moving above my face and that probably comes from the crib. I think that my parents put a butterfly mobile over my crib. It would no doubt be considered too dangerous due to the choking hazard these days.


17) What is your fondest childhood memory?

I think that there may be something wrong with me but I remember childhood as a time of anxiety, unmitigated terror and continual embarrassment. Everything was new and frightening and I always did the wrong thing. If anyone read the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes" that is an accurate description of my childhood. I used to think that my mother knew the cartoonist, Bill Watterson and was feeding him ideas.

Maybe my memories are more honest than other peoples' memories.


18) Who has been the most influential person in your life?

Like most people my mother, of course.


19) Do you have a special plan for this world?

No. Even if I did the world would just shrug its shoulders and ignore it. I'm not that important.


20) What else should we know about you?

I don't know about the word "should". However, if anyone hasn't been totally alienated by what I have written so far I am a poet and play guitar and bass. It helps keep me reasonably sane. I was an actor for 6 years. During that time I did all kinds of work to stay alive. Eventually I quit acting because I had absolutely no control over my life. I eventually took up writing and wrote a number of screenplays. My dealings with Hollywood big shots and would be big shots didn't drive me to murder (remember, I'm a kind of policeman and carry a weapon off duty). After Hollywood the occasional drunk or rowdy at work is nothing.

I took to writing novels. I wrote one and started pushing it around the publishing industry. I pushed it around so long that I now have a second novel done, so I published them myself through lulu.com. I have sold a total of 44 copies (yeah!).

Being a slow learner in some areas I am now working on a third novel. It's like my love life. I tell people I have a mother, four sisters and an ex-wife, but that I still like women. Talk about your slow learner.

Stu
05-06-2009, 05:39 AM
Interesting interview. As far as cop shows go I was wondering if you've seen The Wire. It was put together by a crime journalist and a former homicide detective and featured police officers and reformed drug dealers amongst the cast. It's also often described as The Greatest Televison Show Of All Time which is overstating it a bit but it's better than most of the stuff that makes it onto the small screen.

As for the Hsing I, does your teacher show you any Pa Kua or Tai Chi? I've never trained in the internal arts (apart from about two lessons of Tai Chi) but when I first heard about Hsing I it was in the context of the practioner progressing through the three arts with each one increasing the focus on the internal aspects. So I was just curious whether this idea had come up within your own training.

Odalisque
05-06-2009, 06:06 AM
I notice that you use the abbreviations INS and LAX. It will probably reveal that I don't know the ins and outs of these matters, may even give rise to accusations of being lax, but I've no idea what either of those mean.

candy
05-06-2009, 08:34 AM
I love the interview!! Thank you for sharing yourself with us!!!

Aetherwing
05-06-2009, 09:09 AM
Very good, sir. Your answers continue to support my image of you as one of the most down-to-earth, unassuming, and kindest of our ilk.

I had to smile about your comments regarding your overwhelming book collection. I'm in the same boat, and I also read omnivorously and continously. My wife & daughters have pointedly remarked on the several shelves, boxes, drawers, and trunks that my books occupy.

All in all, D, I must say that I think you to be a class act.

Yours,
-J

Mr. D.
05-06-2009, 01:00 PM
Thanks for the supportive comments. INS stands for Immigration and Naturalization Service. It's tough on the fingers to type all of that out every time. (basically, la Migra!). LAX is the standard three letter code for Los Angeles International Airport.I stopped watching television about 20 years ago. I'm sure that there are great shows on but I can't stand the commercials anymore. I know that there are electronic answers to that problem but I am out of the habit of watching and don't miss it at all.The three internal arts are three ways to get to the same place. Thai Chi recieves an attack and, when the power starts to fade, returns with a strong counterattack. Pa Kua is like trying to fight a spinning top. All attacks arfe deflected by the spinning, turning movements of the art. Hsing I is like a wedge going in. First one captures the opponents center and then drives home. In these days of guns and knives they have limited fighting applications but if a student wants go gain all of the physical and mental benifits then it is necessary to learn the whole art. For example, Thai Chi should be practiced at normal speed. These teachers who teach it at that extremely slow pace don't the whole art and their students lose out.

The Black Ferris
05-06-2009, 02:39 PM
I'm reading this and just nodding my head. Lot of great quotes. Thanks, Mr. D.

hopfrog
05-06-2009, 06:20 PM
I have no recollection of reading any poetry by Henry Howard -- I'll have to re-check Dark Poetry to see if he is quoted there, after I've gone right now to do a google search. Great interview.

Mr. D.
05-06-2009, 06:36 PM
Henry Howard (1517-1547) was the Earl of Surrey and a friend of king Henry VIII. He was one of the prime writers who founded the English Renaissance. He is well represented in a great website entitled luminarium.org. Many of the older English poets are there with him.

Odalisque
05-07-2009, 03:17 AM
Thanks for the supportive comments. INS stands for Immigration and Naturalization Service. It's tough on the fingers to type all of that out every time. (basically, la Migra!). LAX is the standard three letter code for Los Angeles International Airport.

Thank you for the explanations.

I feel that I should have guessed "Immigration", but the word beginning with "I" to come to mind was "International" and I couldn't think of a convincing "N" that might follow. International Nocturnal Scouts might have fitting the bill, if you patrolled international boundaries by night, but it isn't really believable.

To be honest, Los Angeles was what came to mind for LA (how could it not?). But, then, I made the mistake of searching my brain for words beginning with "X"... Xylophone was unlikely (although, weirdly, the first possibility to come to mind)... X-ray -- well, I believe that they do have X-rays at aerodromes these days, and perhaps at other points of international entry... Xenophobia might fit the bill for for some border guards (present company excepted, of course) but its use in such a context would imply an improbable degree of honesty.

Mr. D.
05-07-2009, 02:46 PM
I try to stay away from jargon and abreviations but I deal with these two things every day and sometimes forget that other people aren't in the law enforcement world. (It isn't all that it's cracked up to be anyway. I only do this because no one else will offer me half as much money as the US Government does.) I like that phrase: International Nocturnal Scouts. It sounds like a late '70s San Francisco punk band. If I ever start a band I may use that name, with your permission of course, as the name of the band.

Odalisque
05-08-2009, 05:58 AM
I try to stay away from jargon and abreviations but I deal with these two things every day and sometimes forget that other people aren't in the law enforcement world. (It isn't all that it's cracked up to be anyway. I only do this because no one else will offer me half as much money as the US Government does.) I like that phrase: International Nocturnal Scouts. It sounds like a late '70s San Francisco punk band. If I ever start a band I may use that name, with your permission of course, as the name of the band.

You have my full permission to use the name. Ideally, the band should make use of a Los Angeles Xylophone -- or even a Ligottian Accoustic Xylophone. :D

It probably doesn't help that not only am I not in law enforcement, but I am not in (have not even visited) the USA, either. Things have different names here. To make things more confusing, the British government seems to have a pechant for changing names. The names with which I grew up have been changed -- The War Office, The Admiralty, even the Ministry of Agriculture -- all vanished into history. I think that our equivalent of your INS may now be called The Borders Agency. That really annoys me. :mad: We don't have any borders! We're an island!

Nemonymous
05-08-2009, 06:44 AM
We don't have any borders! We're an island!

What about the borders between England, Wales and Scotland?

Odalisque
05-08-2009, 08:06 AM
We don't have any borders! We're an island!

What about the borders between England, Wales and Scotland?

Yeah, but they're not guarding them -- more's the pity!!!

Aetherwing
05-08-2009, 08:41 AM
We don't have any borders! We're an island!

What about the borders between England, Wales and Scotland?

Yeah, but they're not guarding them -- more's the pity!!!

What?!? You mean to say Hadrian's Wall ISN'T working??? Good thing for you lot that the Scots were always too disorganized to effectively resist British Adventurism for any real leangth of time. They were, after all, distracted by their never-ending battle with their archfoes, the Scots...(Neil Gaiman gets credit for that last quip)

Now, I don't recall any world news stories about Welsh Illegals undermining the staid & time-honored British Way of Life, Pet. Do they sneak in, not pay the Inland Revenue people, open Welsh restaurants, and stubbornly speak only Welsh? Ha-ha!

D, perhaps you should relocate to the UK and give those chaps a lesson in good old American Border Patrol.

Nemonymous
05-08-2009, 09:04 AM
Do they sneak in, not pay the Inland Revenue people, open Welsh restaurants, and stubbornly speak only Welsh? Ha-ha!


Lawks and Squawks!
I'm Half Welsh. Where they going to put me?

Odalisque
05-08-2009, 09:16 AM
Do they sneak in, not pay the Inland Revenue people, open Welsh restaurants, and stubbornly speak only Welsh? Ha-ha!


Lawks and Squawks!
I'm Half Welsh. Where they going to put me?

Half and half is tricky. You should either eat steak & kidney pie until you're 96.7% English or toasted cheese until you're 97.6% Welsh. When deciding which, you should bear in mind that your English bus pass is not valid on Welsh buses.

waffles
05-11-2009, 06:15 PM
One of the first things I learned on the job was that models were even more stupid than actors and actresses. I thought meeting all these beautiful women would be great. Then I did start meeting them. Now, there are exceptions, of course, but the ones who aren't brain dead are more like two legged barracudas.


This is also true of academics - ALL of them:D

Thanks for making me realize a universal truth.

That was a really enjoyable interview.

Thank you for sharing.

Alberto D. Hetman
05-12-2009, 04:21 PM
[I do collect books. I have thousands of them.]

This is a question that some people have asked me before: "Why do you keep books that you already read?"

Why not to keep just the good ones? Which is now what I do.

Thank you so much for the interview.:)

Mr. D.
05-13-2009, 12:11 AM
Almost all of my books are good ones. The trashy ones are trash that I enjoy and don't want to throw out. (One isn't always in the mood for Chaucer, for example. I have all of his works .)I have a lot of books that you can't find in libraries. for example, I have the complete works of Evelyn Waugh. I have dozens of French authors starting with Villon through Baudelaire through Camus, Battaille and Jean-Patrick Manchette. I have most of Guy Debord's writings. They're mostly in translation (my French is mediocre but I'm teaching myself) but you just can't get most of these books in libraries. It's the same with Japanese writers. I have a huge military history collection as well. I got interested during the American Civil War Centenial and never lost interest. You just have to buy and hold on to these books. On the other hand we'll be able to find Nora Roberts and Dan Simmons books until the week after the world ends.

Ligeia
05-13-2009, 08:18 AM
I really liked your interview. Good luck with your third novel.

Mr. D.
05-13-2009, 08:40 PM
Thanks. It's good to hear from you.