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Julian Karswell
11-30-2009, 06:07 PM
I chanced across this joke today and although slightly risque - shades of Graham Norton or the League Of Gentlemen I hope - I thought I would inflict it upon you.

Feel free to post witty ripostes involving tumbleweed.

"My girlfriend - an English teacher - broke off our engagement recently, citing inappropriate use of the colon."

Joel
12-02-2009, 06:27 PM
That's worthy of Round the Horne whose protean cast of characters included a bus conductress who threw a young man off the bus for asking her how far he could go for sixpence.

Julian Karswell
12-03-2009, 06:55 AM
I have a ROUND THE HORNE Cd in my car. This is one of their outstanding 'Julian & Sandy' jokes:

HORNE: Will you take my case?

JULIAN: Well, it depends on what it is. We've got a criminal practice that takes up most of our time.

HORNE: Yes, but apart from that — I need legal advice.

Superb!

[For US TLOers, 'Julian & Sandy' were two camp characters played by Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Williams, whose forte was the double-entendre.]