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unknown
09-01-2006, 01:07 PM
Want to smell like Azathoth? Arkham? Cthulu?

http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/poetry.html

Aetherwing
09-01-2006, 02:39 PM
Wow. I wonder if there are many customers for those fragrances. WHy stop there, though? They could make Cthugha Candles, Innsmouth Bath Salts, Nyarlathothep Facial Mask...

Seriously, though...I can't imagine wearing, or ever wanting to breathe in, a fragrance called "Shoggoth".

I suppose one could give Azathoth scent for an anniversary gift.

"Want to tell that Special Someone just how MAD you are for them? Say it with Azathoth."

-Aether

waffles
09-01-2006, 05:33 PM
What?

No Rose of Madness?

Sure, it doesn't come from HPL, but it's gotta smell better than Shoggoth.

Their concoction just doesn't ring true. It sounds (smells?) too refreshing (limes indeed!). When I think Shoggoth, I think Mustard (as in the gas) or Almonds (also the gas) or bile (something that could make you puke to death), or something sickeningly sweet.

In principal, I'd like to like Azathoth.

unknown
09-02-2006, 06:56 PM
I might order one just out of morbid curiosity