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Re: Manliest Writers of 'Weird' or 'Horror' Literature
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Mark Samuels can piss his name into concrete.
When Mark Samuels goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Mark Samuels once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Mark Samuels won by 5.
Superman owns a pair of Mark Samuels pajamas.
Mark Samuels doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Mark Samuels once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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