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Old 05-06-2012   #1
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Worst Song of All Time?

I think this one is pretty hard to top:


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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

in the 1990s, a survey was done of things that people hate most in music. The results were compiled and a single piece of music was made that included all of them.
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There is an mp3 of this available.
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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

Apparently, the artists behind this project, Komar and Melamid, have also made a series of most wanted and least wanted paintings for different countries.

USA's least wanted:



Denmark's least wanted:



Italy's least wanted:
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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

Out of respect for the recently-departed Adam Yauch, I will refrain from mentioning the Beastie Boys. Oops.

I assume we're looking for songs that are more than just ordinarily inept, stupid, annoying, etc. -- songs that are somehow compelling and fascinating in their awfulness. Neil Diamond has touched this kind of greatness many times in his career. But I humbly submit that the following perfect song -- light as air and without a trace of self-awareness -- reaches a level of sublimity that Mr. Diamond with all his labored bathos can only dream about:

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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

For some reason I get a visceral reaction of nausea combined with rage when I hear this song. Maybe because it played on the radio every fifth song back in the 90's.

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Re: Worst Song of All Time?


OR THIS:


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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

THIS:
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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

Funnily enough Low did a great cover of that.

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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

Muskrat Love or We Built This City (On Rock n Roll). Your pick.

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Re: Worst Song of All Time?

Unfortunately, I'm young enough to remember when a pop/screamo duo called Blood on the Dance Floor (derived from MJ's album) became a thing and the silly edgy boys and girls at my middle school thought they were the greatest thing since MP3s. Easily as horrifying as a Ligotti piece.
(Keep in mind these lyrics were tailored for teeny boppers.)

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