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Old 11-21-2013   #1
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Topic Winner Antinatalists, attack!

Presumably Unilever want a continuing supply of customers, and appear to be encouraging people to pop out as many sprogs as possible:


"Bring your child into this world!" the narrator urges in a choked, emotional voice.

I suggest antinatalists stop preaching to the choir and get in the YouTube comments section here.

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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

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Presumably Unilever want a continuing supply of customers, and appear to be encouraging people to pop out as many sprogs as possible:

Why bring a child into this world? - A film by Unilever - YouTube

"Bring your child into this world!" the narrator urges in a choked, emotional voice.

I suggest antinatalists stop preaching to the choir and get in the YouTube comments section here.
I hope the Pixies got paid for "Where's My Mind". Interesting that a piece of pop culture can be so amorphous as to be meaningless:

The theme to symbolic destruction of the corporate world in the Fight Club to rebuild the world from its rubble (or not bother to)
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Unilever's blatant self-aggrandizing spectacle as witnessed in this video.

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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

That's damn near unwatchable. "I don't mind being moved, but I don't like to be pushed." -- John Cage on Handel's Messiah.

Good ear, Murony Pyre! I'd guess the Pixies did get paid.

Most children brought into this world will have to spend most of their time doing this:


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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

Jeez, I nearly puked. Possibly the most wonderful example of cognitive dissonance I've ever seen.

'We're worried about the future' - Well, why did you get pregnant?!

'One thing's for sure: there'll always be a tree to climb' - Not if you're in the Amazon.

People are just addicted to the madness, aren't they?
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Jeez, I nearly puked. Possibly the most wonderful example of cognitive dissonance I've ever seen.

'We're worried about the future' - Well, why did you get pregnant?!

'One thing's for sure: there'll always be a tree to climb' - Not if you're in the Amazon.

People are just addicted to the madness, aren't they?
The mention of trees prompted me to do a quick search on Unilever's use of palm oil. This is a fairly recent article on the subject at the top of my Google results (which Google's spying will have customised in one way or another, so that it might differ to that at the top of others' results, of course):

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/...93841716811338

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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

Okay, I actually left a comment under the film.

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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

I read your comment, Quentin. Excellent stuff.

It seems Unilever also has a bit of controversial history with carcenogenic materials etc.

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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

An insightful comment:

This company is really smart: they own Calvin Klein which imposes a ideal of beauty on people, they produce diet food which people need to look like Calvin Klein models and they produce ice cream to make sure they never get there... and of course they have this campaign to make sure there are enough dissatisfied people around to buy their stuff in the future.

And then procreation can lead to this kind of thing:

Shock: Mom Dad Planned to Have Sex With Their Kids Before They Were Born — and Did | TheBlaze.com
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An insightful comment:

This company is really smart: they own Calvin Klein which imposes a ideal of beauty on people, they produce diet food which people need to look like Calvin Klein models and they produce ice cream to make sure they never get there... and of course they have this campaign to make sure there are enough dissatisfied people around to buy their stuff in the future.

And then procreation can lead to this kind of thing:

Shock: Mom Dad Planned to Have Sex With Their Kids Before They Were Born — and Did | TheBlaze.com
"She said she initially was unsure of the idea of allowing him to have sex with their child, but caved into the pressure because she was in love with him. "

And love conquers all, it seems.

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Re: Antinatalists, attack!

Brilliant morbid wit, Quentin.

The feeling of being trapped on a giant cosmic lunatic asylum, floating aimlessly through the void, grows stronger by the day....
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