Methods of Antinatalism

[Joel]

Lenny Bruce used to talk about the man who'd been shipwrecked on an island and later rescued, who confessed he'd been so lonely he'd screwed the muddy ground. Bruce imagined the man's wife taking this rather badly: "Get your mud to cook dinner for ya!"

[Charles Dexter Muir'd]

In light of these comments I'm forced to reconsider my suggested method of autoeroticism as a delusional form of pronatalism. I would hate to think myself superior to any object (and I include those with five fingers) that may have an inner experience of which I know nothing. It could be that not only hands but bridges and driftwood and buildings have made love to me, as a lover who prefers an unconscious or sleeping partner, in the spirit of pronatalism. I wonder what will happen now that I've awakened.

[klarkash]

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