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Hairy Carry, Yukio Mishima!
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Sorry, I kind of lied.
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Your fall should be like the fall of mountains. But I was before mountains. I was in the beginning, and shall be forever. The first and the last. The world come full circle. I am not the wheel. I am the hand that turns the wheel. I am Time, the Destroyer. I was the wind and the stars before this. Before planets. Before heaven and hell. And when all is done, I will be wind again, to blow this world as dust back into endless space. To me the coming and going of Man is as nothing.
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"When a man is born. . .there are nets flung at (his being) to hold it back from flight. You talk to me of nationality, language, religion. I shall try to fly by those nets." - James Joyce
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05-12-2016
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I do intend to purchase this book soon. The subject matter seems legitimately interesting and I've been slacking in zoological reading.
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"Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are. In other words, how do you fill out an empty life? With women, books, or worldly ambitions? No matter what you do, the starting point is boredom, and the end self-destruction. The emblem of our fate: the sky teeming with worms. Baudelaire taught me that life is the ecstasy of worms in the sun, and happiness the dance of worms."
---Tears and Saints, E. M. Cioran
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How Many Of These ‘Ninja Turtles’ Episodes Did Yo... | ClickHole
How Many Of These ‘Ninja Turtles’ Episodes Did You Watch As A Kid? - The one where Raphael lays a volleyball-sized egg and gives it to April O’Neil as a Christmas present - The one where Shredder tries to open a sliding door on a van the whole episode but can’t because of his claws - The one where they can’t get Splinter to stop hissing at a laser printer - The one where Michelangelo accidentally hits a police horse in the eye with his nunchucks - The one where the turtles make themselves a mother out of deflated basketballs and moldy curtains and take turns nuzzling it - The one where the turtles beat a man to death for shoplifting and find out later that it was Vladimir Nabokov - The one where the turtles open a closet and the crumpled corpse of Caravaggio, the fifth turtle, tumbles out of it - The one where the Ninja Turtles can’t stop eating regular turtles - The one where Michelangelo throws a manhole cover like a Frisbee and accidentally decapitates a police horse - The one where Donatello screams “I’m a fraud!” so loudly that the roof of the sewer collapses on the turtles and kills them - The one where men from the IRS turn up and ask to speak to Master Splinter, who goes outside to talk to them, and for 20 minutes you can’t really hear what they’re saying but it sounds like Splinter might be in big trouble - The one where Donatello invents a time machine and uses it to go back and watch Abraham Lincoln’s assassination up close every single day for a month - The one where Michelangelo flags down a cab and the cab accidentally plows into a police horse | |||||||||||
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