"'Come lie with me, ma chère.'
Your voice is cracked, like unto your countenance. I peer into the coffin and see the things that lie beside you, the wooden mallet and the mask.
'Does it call to you, my love?' you whisper. 'Does its sleek handle ache to feel your fingers' clasp? With it smoothly in your hand, we can forget today's psychodrama. Great Jesu! What a clown you were today, trying to dance before the ones who gawked and tossed their pittance into your cap. How clumsy you were, mon chère, and how heavily you capsized. They must have thought, judging from their expressions, that you had been imbibing. Thus in disgust they parted, and we are very poor.'
I observe your nude wooden torso, badly chipped. I see the rusty joints with which your dainty arms are fastened to your shoulders. I see your pantaloons, the battered slippers that cover wooden feet. I try not to see your face, but how can I withstand its lure? Especially when you whisper my name so seductively.
'Ah, my crippled one,' you sigh, in a voice that mocks my own. 'You look into my eyes at last. Yes, that one on the left is newly cracked. Do you not remember? Last night when we were dancing in this dusky room. Do you remember how you fell, and how I chuckled? I could not help myself, you looked such a buffoon. Can you not recall how you cursed me, how you found the happy mallet and smashed my face? Oh, what a feeling for you, what a sensation. Violence is so intoxicating. Yes, I sighed when the hammer smashed into me. Your blow was so
passionate! But you know this, do you not, ma chère?'
I reach into your box of woe and pick up the heavy wooden mask, that badly battered thing that closely resembles your comical countenance. I turn it over and see that the ruddy stains have dried. How smoothly it fits over my face. I fasten the strap that holds the mask in place. I dip my hand into your bed and take up the mallet. Precariously balancing on the stumps that are remnants of lost limbs, I hold the happy hammer before our face. How excitedly we sigh, mon chère, as I smash that implement into our puppet physiognomy."
W. H. Pugmire - "The Saprophytic Fungi"