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Old 08-18-2011   #1
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96% of humans would rather be an animatronic bear, study finds.
Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

More and more people are waking up the horrors of consciousness. an uprising against the conspiracy against the human race! also, lots of pizza and cake.
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Re: 96% of humans would rather be an animatronic bear, study finds.
My retrocausal bear:
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Re: 96% of humans would rather be an animatronic bear, study finds.
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"While analyzing the collected data, we found that an overwhelming number of participants claimed the carefree, down-home life of a robotic bear was far more appealing than their own lives," said Professor Daniel Vaughn, who led the study. "Most expressed a conviction that nothing would be more enjoyable than sitting on a plastic log, strumming a banjo, and singing songs on stage with their goofy animatronic bear friends."
Damn! I thought it was only me.
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Re: 96% of humans would rather be an animatronic bear, study finds.
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]Damn! I thought it was only me.
nope! it's a lot of people, apparently, I want to be the animatronic lion that sings elvis songs.
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Re: 96% of humans would rather be an animatronic bear, study finds.
This explains our current evolutionary trend of becoming simplistic automatons performing complex yet repetitive tasks with mundane precision, which is apparently being driven by the ghosts of our subconscious brain dead collective. We are almost there, children. Just don't think about it and our destination will present itself once you lose awareness.
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Re: 96% of humans would rather be an animatronic bear, study finds.
i wanna be one of the little animatronic singers in the "It's a small world after all" ride. so I can enjoy all the benfits of being an animatronic bear at Chuck E Cheese AND get to give people nightmares that will last a lifetime!
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While I hesitate to present myself as a freak, I would rather not be an animatronic figure of any kind. I prefer to be an actual biological creature.
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