What Makes You Laugh?

[ToALonelyPeace]

@gveranon: 10/10. This guy is pure comedy. I love his comment after sister C (or Y) “Yes, it helps to know that I am not alone sitting out here... in one more gorgeous little slice of paradise here in the end time...at the end of another dark road...beyond another locked gate... sitting here by myself... talking to myself and to my little imaginary friends on youtube..whining my little depressed collapsitarian whines to my little imaginary friends on youtube...becuz I sure as hell don’t have anything else to do...uh...I just wish I were whining to you from Fort Myers instead of Keystone.”

And the edit on the second video lol

*looks at the tank*

“Now how about that for the belly of the beast here? That’s the perfect picture of Lakeland, Florida.”

[Shadow Puppet]

Amazon Echo Commercial featuring Alexa Jones - YouTube

[Patrick G.P]

Every 90s Commercial Ever - YouTube

[Shadow Puppet]

Quote Originally Posted by Patrick G.P

Every 90s Commercial Ever - YouTube

Every 90s Commercial Ever (Uncensored) - YouTube

[Shadow Puppet]

I chose this episode to share for obvious reasons.

MST3K - S8E18 - Devil Doll - YouTube

[ChildofOldLeech]

Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Puppet

I chose this episode to share for obvious reasons. MST3K - S8E18 - Devil Doll - YouTube

Your predilection for not allowing puppets to have wine?

Carnivore - Jack Daniels And Pizza - YouTube

[Shadow Puppet]

Quote Originally Posted by ChildofOldLeech

Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Puppet I chose this episode to share for obvious reasons. MST3K - S8E18 - Devil Doll - YouTube Your predilection for not allowing puppets to have wine?

What? No! Debbie!!!

[Robert Adam Gilmour]

Farah Rose Smith on Twitter:

[ChildofOldLeech]

From Michael O' Donoghue's "The Churchill Wit" :

- When the noted playwright George Bernard Shaw sent him two tickets to the opening night of his new play with a note that read: “Bring a friend, if you have one,” Churchill, not to be outdone, promptly wired back: “You and your play can go f*ck yourselves.”

- At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, “If you were my husband, Winston, I’d poison your coffee.”
“And if you were my wife, I’d beat the sh*t out of you,” came Churchill’s unhesitating retort.

- While serving as a subaltern in the Boer War, the young Churchill was asked by a superior officer to give his opinion of the Boers as soldiers.
“They’re *ssholes, sir,” he ventured, then paused briefly and added, with a whimsical smile, “They’re *ssholes.”

- During the darkest days of World War II, when each night brought waves of Luftwaffe bombers raining death and destruction on a near-defenseless London, Prime Minster Churchill went on the air to address the British People. “I read in this morning’s paper that Herr Hitler plans to wring England’s neck like that of a chicken,” he began, “and I was reminded of what the Irish poacher said as he stood on the gallows. It seems the poor fellow as approached by a well-meaning if somewhat overzealous priest who, in horrific detail, described the unfading torments of Hades which awaited him if he did not repent his misdeeds. The condemned man listened patiently to all that the priest had to say, and when he was done, grinned broadly and replied, ‘Eat it raw, fuzz-nuts.'”

- Sir Winston carried on a life-long feud with Labour party leader Aneurin Bevin and, on one occasion, while Mr. Bevin was delivering an unusually long speech to the House of Commons, Churchill slumped into his seat and appeared to doze off. When Bevan noticed this, he inquired in his loudest voice, “Must the right honorable gentleman fall asleep during my speech?” Receiving no reply, Mr. Bevan continued until, a few minutes later, the sound of snoring was distinctly audible to all present. This time Mr. Bevin slammed his hand on the rail and shouted, “Until now, the Conservative party had usually managed to conceal the fact that it was asleep.” Without even opening his eyes, Churchill quipped, “Flake off, touch-hole” and unconcernedly resumed his nap.