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John Dies At The End
"Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes 99 percent of the universe, and they don't know what it is. Well I know. It's apathy. That's the truth of it: pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and will amount to nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives A ####." - David Wong, "John Dies At The End"
"This place, it's a horror show. If the guy next to you decides to knock you out of this world forever, he can do it with just a piece of metal or, hell, even his bare hand. You blobs, you sit there, chillin' in this room and I can smell the rot of dead animals soaking in the acid of your guts. You suck the life from the innocent creatures of this world just so you can clock another day. You're machines that run on the terror and pain and mutilation of other lives. You'll scrape the world clean of every green and living thing until starvation goes one-eight-seven on every one of your sorry asses, your desperation to put off death leadin' to the ultimate death of everybody and everything. Dude, I can't believe you ain't all paralyzed by the pure, naked horror of this place." - David Wong, "John Dies At The End" | |||||||||||
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Chymist
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Re: John Dies At The End
I've heard good things about this book. Should I elevate it's position on my To Read list?
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Re: John Dies At The End
Oh yeah, it's a good read. It's written by one of the guys over at Cracked.com, so the humor is truly absurd, while still being a great weird horror read. One of my favorite bits is right at the beginning:
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Re: John Dies At The End
John Dies at the End The Movie Premiered at Sundance, Dave was There It's directed by Don Coscarelli, who directed my favorite movie franchise ever, PHANTASM! I am looking forward to it. | |||||||||||
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Re: John Dies At The End
yes! it is cosmic horror + so many puns and wisecracks that even if the movie is only half as funny as the book it will still be very very funny. | |||||||||||
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Re: John Dies At The End
Just wanted to add that JDATE is probably the funniest book I've ever read. Seriously...can't breathe, tears rolling down my cheeks, gut-busting hysterical. CHG
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Re: John Dies At The End
The movie's good too. it only covers about half the book, but that's still a whole lot of weird fiction funny.
and there's a sequel to the book, called This Book Is Full Of Spiders, which is on my to-read list (prolly once i finish Orphan Palace) | |||||||||||
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